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# WTF: Kourtney Kardashian
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-kourtney-kardashian-08-2015/
- Published: 2015-08-18T20:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:40:35.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Various Kardashians, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

The Kards are playing on St. Barth right now, cavorting in a series of knee-high gladiator sandals that must have been a batch freebie. And while they all look varying shades of silly, I'm giving this one to Kourtney, who seems significantly more dangerous now that she is single:

![kourtney kardashian](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/08/ffn_kardsout_stbarts_trb_081715_51826095.jpg "Kourtney Kardashian")

To borrow from Wordsworth:

*She wandered lonely as a cloud* 
*of remnant tutu and tragic string,* 
*when all at once she saw a crowd,* 
*a host of photogs, and fame they bring.* 
*"Check out my ghoulish lingerie;* 
*I too can break the 'Net someday."*

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]