Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz In Concert - Vancouver
She's thinking about stepping into that Jimmy Dean ad where the sun is all bummed out because he didn't get a decent breakfast sandwich.
Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz In Concert - Vancouver
Pretty sure I already lived through this open mic night back in the college. It was exhausting.
Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz In Concert - Vancouver
HARD PASS.
Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz In Concert - Vancouver
...I mean, butter IS delicious.
Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz In Concert - Vancouver
I think this is the part where I start crying, "just please sing 'Wrecking Ball!!!!"
Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz In Concert - Vancouver
Subtle as usual.
Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz In Concert - Vancouver
SPEAKING OF SUBTLE! You guys, later she takes off the strap-on, and she's totally starkers underneath there. I decided not to run the photo because it's FULLY NAKED. Like, FULL VULVA naked. It says something, however, that it took me a really REALLY long time to notice (a) the plastic penis and (b) her total nudity because I was looking at her hair. I literally, in thumbnail, thought Katy Perry had lost her mind. We haven't even touched upon the nipples. OH MILEY. Everything else aside, doesn't this harness chafe? What does it say if I can almost run a photo of a completely naked person because I was so focused on her wacky hair?