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# WTF: Nicole Scherzinger
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-nicole-scherzinger-12-2014/
- Published: 2014-12-02T23:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:32:51.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

I feel that it is my duty to remind us all that[ we recently learned Nicole Scherzinger is going to make her West End debut as Grizabella in *Cats*](https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-wills-and-kate-at-the-royal-variety-perfomance-11-2014/the-duke-and-duchess-of-cambridge-attend-the-royal-variety-performance-at-the-london-palladium-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and I NEED one of you to go see her and report back. I guess she *was* a Pussycat Doll, and has worn many a catsuit in her time, so *Cats* is technically in her wheelhouse. If wardrobe is any indication, she may also be in training to star in *HOLA LOVERS! J Lo: The Musical:*

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ag053981_10.xml "Nicole Scherzinger looks abs-bolutely amazing at Free Radio Live **USA ONLY**")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/wtf-nicole-scherzinger-12-2014/nicole-scherzinger-looks-abs-bolutely-amazing-at-free-radio-live-usa-only?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Which, frankly, I would also go see. Can't you just picture the amazing, show-stopping Act One finale, where she and Ben Affleck finally break up, mere days before their wedding? I imagine it being just like "One Day More," except with 1000% more spray tan, strippers, and Juicy sweatsuits, and with the addition of a somber Matt Damon character (played by Ed Sheeran) telling Ben that he has to get a grip, as a Bentley gently drifts across stage. It will be amazing.

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