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# WTF: Patricia Arquette
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-patricia-arquette-08-2014/
- Published: 2014-08-15T16:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:34:32.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Now that I have seen this, I'm honestly really bummed all over again that she and Thomas Jane are no more, although I'm also bummed because until now I did not know the mighty caftan could be completely drained of joy:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ffn_rij_hfpa_banquet_081414_51502632.xml "Sofia Vergara at The Hollywood Foreign Press Associations Grants Banquet in LA")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

She looks like a leader in the world's most lifeless cult. But a woman who so blithely goes Full Tragic Caftan *belongs* with a [man who goes full Weird Chicken Foot at the Emmys](https://www.gofugyourself.com/emmy-awards-scrolldown-well-fugged-thomas-jane-09-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). (Not to mention a man who we witnessed [accidentally crash the runway at Fashion Week.](https://nymag.com/thecut/2011/09/the%5Ffug%5Fgirls%5Fthomas%5Fjane%5Fcras.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)) Can someone work some mojo to get this particular band back together? It might cheer her up.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]