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# WTF, Robert Pattinson?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-robert-pattinson/
- Published: 2018-10-03T19:45:36.000Z
- Updated: 2018-10-03T01:55:15.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

## Robert Pattinson

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\-New York, NY - 20181002 - Premiere of High Life During the 2018 New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center -PICTURED: Robert Pattinson -PHOTO by: JOHN NACION/startraksphoto.com This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact Startraks Photo for licensing fee and rights information at sales@startraksphoto.com or call +1 212 414 9464 This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded

Well, this is absurd. He looks like a kid whose parents spent an absurd amount on what we call private school but the Brits call public school, but he doesn't really CARE and he wants you to KNOW he doesn't care, so he walks around in a fug of cigarette smoke and sweat and three-day old hair gel. Somehow people still want to sleep with him, because he has rebel cachet, but they always burn their sheets afterward.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/10/wenn35418673-1538530589.jpg)

66th San Sebastian International Film Festival - 'High Life' - Photocall Featuring: Robert Pattinson Where: San Sebastian, Spain When: 27 Sep 2018 Credit: Sean Thorton/WENN.com \*\*Not available for publication in Spain, France\*\*

His outfit is fine but he now has the mien of a man who hasn't seen daylight for a week.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/10/wenn35418672-1538530574.jpg)

66th San Sebastian International Film Festival - 'High Life' - Photocall Featuring: Robert Pattinson Where: San Sebastian, Spain When: 27 Sep 2018 Credit: Sean Thorton/WENN.com \*\*Not available for publication in Spain, France\*\*

That is some complicated non-grooming. I get it. The beans have Picture Day tomorrow and I forgot to get them haircuts, so there are going to be some SERIOUS bedhead cowlicks in play. Maybe R.Pattz just forgot about Picture Day.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/10/wenn35422831-1538530600.jpg)

66th San Sebastian International Film Festival - High Life - Press Conference Featuring: Robert Pattinson Where: San Sebastian, Basque Country, Spain When: 27 Sep 2018 Credit: Clemens Niehaus/Future Image/WENN.com \*\*Not available for publication in Germany\*\*

This is from that same event, and I guess SOMEONE got hold of him -- I like to assume it was Juliette Binoche -- and was like, "LET'S GET THIS UNDER CONTROL," but it didn't end up helping.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/10/9899019p-1538530562.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by REX/Shutterstock (9899019p) Robert Pattinson 'High Life' premiere, 66th San Sebastian Film Festival, Spain - 27 Sep 2018

Oh, Robert. Your beard has complicated feelings about itself.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/10/9877825ar-1538530550.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Michelle Quance/REX/Shutterstock (9877825ar) Robert Pattinson Variety Studio at TIFF presented by AT&T, Day 3, Toronto, Canada - 09 Sep 2018

Reader, I laughed.

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