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# WTF: Salma Hayek in Gucci
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wtf-salma-hayek-in-gucci-06-2016/
- Published: 2016-06-02T15:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:28:19.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

There is one explanation for this dress that I will accept:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/06/gettyimages-536915806.jpg ""Tale Of Tales" - UK Premiere - Arrivals")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/wtf-salma-hayek-in-gucci-06-2016/tale-of-tales-uk-premiere-arrivals?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It is NOT "My Husband Owns the Company That Owns the Company That Designed It." It is, "Okay, Fine. Now You Know. I Am the Beautiful Portrait of an 18th Century Princess Come to Life. I Shortened My Dress to Try to Blend In With Your Modern World. I FAILED."

\[Photo: Getty\]