Bai Ling
This is...creative...use of unconventional materials???
Bai Ling
There is something endearing about the fact that her expression here seems to say, "must...sit...carefully. I thought I'd planned for every occasion of possible nudity. CAN I JUST PERCH HERE? I'm just gonna perch here suuuuuper carefully, okay? Thanks."
Bai Ling and David Arquette
I feel like holding a neutral expression (BARELY) for this photo is perhaps the greatest acting accomplishment of Arquette's life. This is also perhaps a good time to note that Bai Ling is 48 years old, which makes me think that perhaps INSANE SARTORIAL SHENANIGANS keep a person young.
Bai Ling
Comparatively, I actually think this is very cute and flirty, even if it's basically a gift bag.
Bai Ling
The beehive actually helps sell it. I am not even kidding. (I mean, we're selling it at a crazy store that stocks only bits and pieces of total lunacy, but still.)
Bai Ling
Not for nothing, but she's really into these shoes right now. (Sometimes you need to just focus on the shoes and not look up.)
Bai Ling
C3P0'S VIRGIN EYES! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE ROBOTS?!