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Charli XCX in Erdem

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 05: Charli xcx attends the "Wuthering Heights" UK Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on February 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

This was custom made, otherwise I might interpret it as a snarky response to Jason Bateman. (On his podcast he challenged her not wanting kids by saying maybe she'll meet someone who changes her mind, and she was like, "WELL, I'm married, so.") It IS hilariously melodramatic and she also looks like a reluctant bride.

Alison Oliver

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 05: Alison Oliver attends the "Wuthering Heights" UK Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on February 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

She is the bridesmaid at Charli's arranged wedding, and the dog was obviously the ring-bearer, and NONE of them are thrilled about it and are all three planning to escape together while the groom is taking pictures with his bros.

Hong Chau

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 05: Hong Chau attends the "Wuthering Heights" UK Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on February 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

The fringe looks like a bunch of repurposed white gloves. Like a bunch of Mickey Mouse fingers are waggling at is.

Jacob Elordi

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 05: Jacob Elordi attends the "Wuthering Heights" UK Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on February 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

Am I crazy or does this weirdly make him look shorter?

Emerald Fennell

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 05: Emerald Fennell attends the "Wuthering Heights" UK Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on February 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

That necklace is definitely the wrong choice with this gown. They're fighting.

Shazad Latif

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 05: Shazad Latif attends the "Wuthering Heights" UK Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on February 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

I am into that coat.

Celeste

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 05: Celeste attends the "Wuthering Heights" UK Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on February 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

All of this was left out in the rain. For weeks.

Helen Mirren

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 05: Dame Helen Mirren attends the "Wuthering Heights" UK Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on February 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images)

And then Dame Helen showed up in blue suede foot tacos, looking like she might audit this place.

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