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# X-Factor Letter of Truth: Part 3
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/x-factor-letter-of-truth-part-3-gallery/
- Published: 2012-06-18T17:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2012-06-18T00:43:23.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## BRITNEY

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"Okay, y'all, listen up. I decided for these auditions in Oakland -- which Simon Cowell told me was a tree-themed amusement park like Dollywood but for trees which in retrospective IS NOT REALLY VERY FUNNY -- that I would look all classy and shit, like Kate Middleton. SO BEWARE! I mean, BEHOLD:"

## ME!

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/06/146450650_10.jpg)

"SEE Y'ALL? These extensions are in GOOD this time. I AM like American royalty. Also my boobs seem really big in this dress, which is where I have Kate Middleton AND JESSICA BIEL beat not that I care about Jessica Biel, I was just looking for another person to mention due to the comedic rule of threes."

## ME and whatever

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"SPEAKING OF COMEDY, y'all, can we talk about Demi Lovato? Jamie Lynn told me yesterday that she thinks Demi Lovato is going to dress cracked out-er and cracked out-er as a way to make sure people pay attention to her and not to YO, like my friend and co-host J Lo would say -- which reminds me, when does J Lo show up for work, you guys? I haven't even met her yet and every time I ask Simon he gets this look of terror in his face and starts talking about *The X-Files* again and then I stop listening. But I mean, COME ON Y'ALL. Bra top and fringed jacket? PLEASE. Call me when Demi dances with a boa constrictor in a Bedazzled unitard, right? I mean, right? I'm right, right? I am still the superstar here."

## I MEAN RIGHT?

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"Dear Demi, Schick Intuition called. It wants its "Before" picture back HAHAHAHAHAHAH because you're hairy, and it's a razor, get it? Anyway, this is terrible and, listen, Demi, I know you handled your own mental problems with grace and courage while I kind of never really addressed my own SITUATION other than investing a whole lot of really questionable weaves and therefore ergo you might feel like you have a leg up on me but HONEY NO. I would at least never wear this and JUSTIN AND I ONCE WORE MATCHED DENIM FORMALWEAR. CALL ME JUSTIN MY NUMBER IS THE SAME.

ANYWAY. Everything's GREAT on set and I'm not at all planning how to feed Demi to the oaks.

LOVE BRITNEY."

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