
"Get me Rihanna 2017 meets Priyanka Chopra at the Met Gala last year meets Alexis Carrington. And then give it some L.A. Law."

When Christina did the magazine cover with no makeup, I really hoped she'd stick with that for a bit. Then again, without ANY makeup, this would have gobbled her whole even more dramatically than it is now. It's the "I'm Being Eaten By A Boa Constrictor" of dresses.

That is a lot of pleather. But, would I watch a show about the two of them as world-famous singers who are also somehow adept international spies? Yes.

It is tough to wear this color combo better than Doria Ragland just did. I actually quite like this, though. I might wish the skirt was navy and the belt gold, but when is that ever NOT my feeling.

"And I'd like to thank Demi Lovato for making me realize that belts CAN be pants."
