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NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 27: Christina Aguilera is seen in Tribeca on June 27, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

This is a whole buffet of trends. First, we have the super long jeans, either sawn off and then rolled over by her own hand, or with great care by someone who wanted it to look like she was smuggling puppies in each. And then there's the see-through plastic coat, which actually is more of a Kim Kardashian 2017 kind of joint.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 25: Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler arrive at a Pride Island after party at DOM New York with food by Novita on June 25, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Adrian Edwards/GC Images)

Xtina was in town to headline a Pride concert, and though I don't believe she wore this on-stage, it does have the feel of ... maybe a rehearsal catsuit. I also wrote "catshit" there by mistake, which is a fun typo for this.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 24: Christina Aguilera is seen in Tribeca on June 24, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

This shirt made me laugh, in a good way.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 25: Christina Aguilera is seen in Tribeca on June 25, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

Cue the Imperial March! Darth Vader didn't know how stylish he could be.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 22: Christina Aguilera is seen in Tribeca on June 22, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

It took a LOT of effort to chop up some lined jeans like that. Maybe she just REALLY thinks hose with runs in them are sexy, and wanted to pay tribute.

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 23: Christina Aguilera is seen on June 23, 2023 in New York, New York. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

Is it weird that I sort of like this on her? I want to join this biker gang. The sing-alongs are probably FANTASTIC.