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2008

NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 21: Teyanna Taylor arrives at BET's Rip The Runway 2008 at Hammerstein Ballroom on February 21, 2008 in New York. (Photo by John Ricard/FilmMagic) *** Local Caption ***

She would have been 17 or 18 in this photo. And even then, she knew to accessorize.

2016

ATLANTA, GA - SEPTEMBER 04: Teyana Taylor attends LudaDay weekend at Compound on September 2, 2016 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Prince Williams/WireImage)

This photo was credited to "Prince Williams," but I love the idea that it was actually Prince William on his iPhone. (Actually, I feel like he's totally an Android dude, even if it's just in secret.) This will not be the last sheer outfit you see today, unfortunately.

Teyana Taylor

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 09: Teyana Taylor attends Baja East Front Row during New York Fashion Week at 25 Beekman on September 9, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Presley Ann/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)

That's... swimwear with lounge pants, right?

2016

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 12: Music artist Teyana Taylor attends Nolcha Shows New York Fashion Week Women's S/S 2017 presented by InstaSleep Mint Melts at ArtBeam on September 12, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Brian Ach/Getty Images for Nolcha)

She looks quite cool here. All those belt buckles! Is this a public service? Like, if you need one and you walk by, can you tear one off?

2016

LAS VEGAS, NV - NOVEMBER 06: Actress Teyana Taylor attends the 2016 Soul Train Music Awards at the Orleans Arena on November 6, 2016 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

This would've been better if she'd waited for all her scales to come in, but patience is a challenging virtue.

2016

LOS ANGELES, CA - NOVEMBER 20: Actress Teyana Taylor attends the 2016 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on November 20, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)

She REALLY liked her outer thighs, huh? I can see why.

2016

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 02: Teyana Taylor attends the 2016 VH1 Divas Holiday: Unsilent Night at Kings Theatre on December 2, 2016 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. (Photo by D Dipasupil/FilmMagic)

I believe that sparkly camera is, in fact, her purse.

2018

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 03: Teyana Taylor attends VH1's 3rd Annual "Dear Mama: A Love Letter To Moms" at The Theatre at Ace Hotel on May 3, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Allen Berezovsky/WireImage)

I cannot imagine the horrors of trying to don OR remove those pants, but she looks groovy.

2018

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 17: Teyana Taylor arrives at the amfAR Gala Cannes 2018 at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 17, 2018 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Why does her left foot look like it was run over with a steamroller?

2018

NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 20: Teyana Taylor attends the 2018 MTV Video Music Awards at Radio City Music Hall on August 20, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

She's either a dancer OR she's into Sexy Fishing.

2018

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 12: Teyana Taylor attends the launch of Messika By Gigi Hadid My Soul Jewelry Collection at Milk Studios on September 12, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Mendez/Getty Images)

This is hypnotic. It's Dr. Seuss for Michael Kors.

2018

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 13: Teyana Taylor attends Rihanna's 4th Annual Diamond Ball at Cipriani Wall Street on September 13, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

THIS, though. This is perfect and a great harbinger of what would come... eventually.

2018

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 04: Teyana Taylor attends the "UGG: 40 Years" Anniversary Celebration at Chateau Marmont on October 4, 2018 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/WireImage)

But first we have to get through this era of Satan's Ugg boots.

2018

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Teyana Taylor attends the the Versace fall 2019 fashion show at the American Stock Exchange Building in lower Manhattan on December 02, 2018 in New York City. (Photo by Roy Rochlin/Getty Images)

This is objectively terrible and I might love it on her.

2019

ATLANTA, GEORGIA - FEBRUARY 02: Teyana Taylor attends The Maxim Big Game Experience at The Fairmont on February 02, 2019 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Maxim)

She looks slick and comfortable. And we KNOW it's true because there's no underwire in sight.

2019

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 03: Teyana Taylor attends the 2019 CFDA Awards at The Brooklyn Museum on June 3, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

We need to see more creative tailcoats. This is sharp.

2020

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 28: Teyana Taylor arrives at the CR Fashion Book X Redemption party as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021 on February 28, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/GC Images )

That hat looks like one of those helmets they put on babies to de-flatten their skulls. But make it fashion.

2020

PARIS, FRANCE - FEBRUARY 26: Teyana Taylor wears a black shirt, a black and gray leopard print long trench coat with a large belt, tights, shoes, a blue earring, outside Mugler, during Paris Fashion Week - Womenswear Fall/Winter 2020/2021, on February 26, 2020 in Paris, France. (Photo by Edward Berthelot/Getty Images)

Listen, she DOES like to avoid pants. This is the last time we saw her before Covid...

2021

ATLANTA, GA - JUNE 02: Teyana Taylor attends Black Tie Affair for Quality Control's CEO Pierre Thomas, also know as Pee Thomas, at on June 2, 2021 in Atlanta, Georgia.(Photo by Prince Williams/Wireimage)

... and this is the first time we saw her AFTER Covid. She lost a lot more than pants during this break.

2021

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 13: Teyana Taylor attends a Maxim Hot 100 Event celebrating Teyana Taylor, hosted by MADE special, at The Highlight Room on July 13, 2021 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

It's almost like she's making up for lost time.

2021 Met Gala

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: Teyana Taylor departs The Mark Hotel en route to Met Gala at on September 13, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

This was the "America: A Lexicon of Fashion" Met Gala, and I am assuming the dictionary she used was open to the Princess Leia at Jabba's Lair.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 13: Teyana Taylor arrives to the 2021 Met Gala Celebrating In America: A Lexicon Of Fashion at Metropolitan Museum of Art on September 13, 2021 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/GC Images)

I'll just leave this here. She did, after all.

2022

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 07: Teyana Taylor attends the premiere of Hulu's "The Kardashians" at Goya Studios on April 07, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for ABA)

As catsuits go, she pretty much slammed this one.

2022

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 02: Teyana Taylor attends "In America: An Anthology of Fashion," the 2022 Costume Institute Benefit at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 02, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)

AND she made headgear look beautiful.

2022

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - MAY 15: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains nudity.) Teyana Taylor attends the 2022 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 15, 2022 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Well THANK GOD she brought that padlock for her knee. The whole outfit would fall apart without it.

2023

SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA - FEBRUARY 10: Teyana Taylor attends the 2023 Rolling Stone Super Bowl Party at The Clayton House on February 10, 2023 in Scottsdale, Arizona. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

All ready to go skiing!

2023

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 13: Teyana Taylor attends the front row for LaQuan Smith during New York Fashion Week: The Shows attends the Asia Fashion Collective show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at Gallery at Spring Studios on February 13, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images)

All ready to ski on day two!

2023

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 14: Teyana Taylor attends the Thom Browne fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at The Shed in Hudson Yards on February 14, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

This whole outfit would be great wrapping paper.

2023

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 09: Teyana Taylor attends Essence 16th Annual Black Women in Hollywood Awards at Fairmont Century Plaza on March 09, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by JC Olivera/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

I DO need to know if it's hard to eat with all those lip rings.

2023

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 12: Teyana Taylor attends the 2023 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 12, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by John Shearer/WireImage)

This really feels like an extension of the Leia Metal Bikini brand she tapped into earlier.

2023

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 27: Teyana Taylor attends the New York Premiere of "A Thousand And One" at AMC Magic Johnson Harlem on March 27, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Rob Kim/Getty Images)

All of this on which to feast, and all I can see if the raggedy hem on the coat.

2023

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 23: Teyana Taylor attends the Daily Front Row's 7th Annual Fashion Los Angeles Awards on April 23, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images)

She REALLY loves complex mouth and face appliances.

2023

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 29: Teyana Taylor attends as Gucci & Amy Sacco Celebrate Bungalow Gucci In Honor Of The New Meatpacking Boutique on April 29, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Gucci)

I mean, did I lie?!? The outfit is fun, though.

2023

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Teyana Taylor attends The 2023 Met Gala Celebrating "Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 01, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

She also really does like the high-cut briefs, and letting everyone know it.

2023

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MAY 11: Teyana Taylor attends the 20th Century Studios' "White Men Can't Jump" Los Angeles premiere at El Capitan Theatre on May 11, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

This is the most incredible beekeeper's ensemble I have EVER seen.

2023

CAP D'ANTIBES, FRANCE - MAY 25: Teyana Taylor attends the amfAR Cannes Gala 2023 at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 25, 2023 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Red Sea IFF)

I need all the logistics on how she gets everything to stick to her face. Also, her ab regimen.

2023

ATLANTA, GEORGIA - JUNE 8: Teyana Taylor attends 3rd Annual Birthday Ball for Quality Control CEO Pierre "P" Thomas at The Fox Theatre on June 8, 2023 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Prince Williams/WireImage)

She cannot quit sheers.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Teyana Taylor seen after attending a NYFW event in Manhattan on September 11, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Robert Kamau/GC Images)

Like REALLY REALLY cannot. This was sheer in the back, also, and yes, it IS a thong.

2023

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 07: Teyana Taylor attends CultureCon NY 2023 on October 07, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/Getty Images)

I don't know if this counts as sheer, given that we aren't seeing THROUGH things so much as... seeing things, straight up.

2023

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 06: Teyana Taylor attends the 2023 CFDA Fashion Awards at American Museum of Natural History on November 06, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)

Trash bags are so sturdy these days.

2023

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 07: Teyana Taylorattends as Swarovski celebrates SKIMS Collaboration and unveils it's NYC flagship store on November 07, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/Getty Images)

"We have a REALLY long chain for you to wear, and we thought... oh, well, yeah, okay, that's another way to go."

2023

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 27: Teyana Taylor attends the 2023 Gotham Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on November 27, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

So gorgeous, and so, so obsessed with face gold.

2023

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 03: Teyana Taylor attends the 3rd Annual Academy Museum Gala at Academy Museum of Motion Pictures on December 03, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rodin Eckenroth/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

It's a great dress, but she always, always serves major face.

2023

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 04: Teyana Taylor poses with the "Breakthrough Actress Award - Film" during the Critics Choice Association's Celebration of Cinema & Television: Honoring Black, Latino and AAPI Achievements at Fairmont Century Plaza on December 04, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images for Critics Choice Association)

You cannot tell me her pelvic eggs didn't thwap thwap thwap against her legs all night.

2024

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JANUARY 11: Teyana Taylor attends the 2024 National Board of Review Gala at Cipriani 42nd Street on January 11, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/WireImage)

This is VERY arresting.

2024

Teyana Taylor at the Versace x NET-A-PORTER event in Bel Air, Los Angeles, California on March 7, 2024. (Photo by River Callaway/WWD via Getty Images)

That is a GOOD jacket, and... kind of an unwieldy choker.

2024

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Teyana Taylor attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue)

The Met Gala is hard to judge, really, in terms of her style, but I do like the workmanship on this.

2024

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 16: Teyana Taylor attends the "Megalopolis" Red Carpet at the 77th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 16, 2024 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

This feels designer for her. It's perfect for when you want to be warm and it's windy, but also, people need to see your six pack.

2024

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 12: Teyana Taylor arrives at a MAC event on June 12, 2024 in New York, NY. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

It just really looks like fancy nasal cannula, doesn't it?

2024

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 21: Teyana Taylor is seen arriving at the Vendôme on June 21, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

I laughed out loud that they printed jeans onto a skirt.

2024

PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 23: Teyana Taylor attends the Vogue World : Paris Party At Maxim's on June 23, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)

If she spun around three times quickly, you'd be hypnotized.

2024

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 28: Teyana Taylor attends the 2024 CFDA Awards at American Museum of Natural History on October 28, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/FilmMagic)

The CONFIDENCE this takes.

2025

Teyana Taylor at the Fourth Annual Fifteen Percent Pledge Gala held at Paramount Studios on February 1, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by River Callaway/Variety via Getty Images)

Honestly the thing I appreciate the most is the dark red backdrop, because it makes the suit look even better.

2025

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 27: Teyana Taylor attends the 2025 ESSENCE Black Women In Hollywood Awards at Fairmont Century Plaza on February 27, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

She makes beige less boring, that's for sure.

2025

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 02: Teyana Taylor attends the 2025 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Radhika Jones at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on March 02, 2025 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

WHAT DID I SAY about the high-cut bodysuits. And the sheers.

2025

Teyana Taylor at the Warner Bros. Pictures "The Big Picture" Presentation Press Line as part of CinemaCon 2025 at Caesars Palace on April 01, 2025 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

That has to be Schiaparelli. Because I thought it was a donut on her chest for a second until I zoomed in and saw lips on one end an an eye on the other.

2025

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Teyana Taylor attends the 2025 King's Trust Global Gala at Casa Cipriani on May 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)

She looks RICH in this. It's great.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 05: Teyana Taylor attends the 2025 Met Gala Celebrating "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style" at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 05, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/FilmMagic)

This was the Superfine Met Gala, and the whole outfit is perfect for the theme.

Teyana Taylor at the Disney 2025 Upfront Red Carpet held at North Javits Center on May 13, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/Variety via Getty Images)

I wish they'd worried less about re-using the Schiaparelli chain and more about shortening her pants.

Teyana Taylor at Warner Bros. Pictures "One Battle After Another" World Premiere held at the TCL Chinese Theater on September 08, 2025 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

I did NOT realize I'd picked a photo where her feet are blurry, although at least it's distracting me from what might be an elaborately arranged tarp.

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 15: Teyana Taylor attends the London Photocall for "One Battle After Another" on September 15, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/WireImage)

The coat is tremendous; the pants are like snakes chowing down on their prey.

LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 16: Teyana Taylor attends the "One Battle After Another" London Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on September 16, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/WireImage)

How To Look Sexy When You've Had Your Wisdom Teeth Removed.

Teyana Taylor at the "One Battle After Another" New York screening held at Furman Gallery at the Walter Reade Center on September 21, 2025 in New York, New York. (Photo by John Nacion/Variety via Getty Images)

She did not need that overcoat.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 22: Teyana Taylor is seen outside FOX Studio on September 22, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

This looks like her arms were photoshopped out. (They were not.)(OR WERE THEY.)(No.)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 24: Teyana Taylor is seen walking in SoHo on September 24, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

This is the photo where I thought she looked like Law Roach Jr., and I stand by that.

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 24: Teyana Taylor arrives at the NikeSKIMS Launch on September 24, 2025 at a special presentation of NikeSkims at the New York Public Library in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)

I truly would watch this Batgirl.

PARIS, FRANCE - SEPTEMBER 29: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Teyana Taylor attends the Saint Laurent Womenswear Spring/Summer 2026 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 29, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I'm torn. Are there too many different colors at play here, or is the fact that it's FOUR different colors exactly right and better than if it were just three? You feel me.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 16: Teyana Taylor attends the World Premiere of Hulu's "All's Fair" at DGA Theater Complex on October 16, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images)

"I cannot attend the funeral. I am in seclusion and the Convent of Our Lady of Marital Homicide."

PARIS, FRANCE - OCTOBER 21: Teyana Taylor attends the "All's Fair" Disney+ Premiere at Maison de La Chimie on October 21, 2025 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

She makes the apocalypse look like it might be sexy fun.

"All's Fair" London - Arrivals

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 22: Teyana Taylor attends the "All's Fair" London Premiere at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square on October 22, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

Outstanding drama. I saw it during the day, so maybe it deserves a Daytime Emmy.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 27: Teyana Taylor attends SiriusXM's Town Hall with the cast of "All's Fair" hosted by Andy Cohen at SiriusXM Studios on October 27, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for SiriusXM)

She's very versatile, truly, and we're in that stretch where she had bigger projects, likely a bigger styling budget, and took more interesting swings.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 28: Teyana Taylor seen in Midtown on October 28, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

THE SIDEWAYS PANTS SKIRT. What an assemblage of words.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 30: Teyana Taylor attends the 2025 TIME100 Next Event at The Current at Chelsea Piers on October 30, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Kevin MazurGetty Images for TIME)

That is the most hopeful string I have ever seen in my life.

2025

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 03: Teyana Taylor attends the 2025 CFDA Awards at The American Museum of Natural History on November 03, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

This is one of three outfits she wore to this year's CFDAs, and I would argue, the best one.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 03: Teyana Taylor attends the 2025 CFDA Awards at The American Museum of Natural History on November 03, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images)

Thom Browne is never NOT Extra, but this one of his less bizarre efforts. The coat is the winner for me.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 03: Teyana Taylor attends the 2025 CFDA Awards Winners' Walk at American Museum of Natural History on November 03, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)

Um. Wimbledon in Space?

Teyana Taylor at The 14th Annual Hamilton Behind the Camera Awards Presented by Variety at Avalon Hollywood on November 05, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Variety via Getty Images)

Gorgeous top.

Teyana Taylor at The 16th Governors Awards held at The Ray Dolby Ballroom at Ovation Hollywood on November 16, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

She probably couldn't breathe, but it slaps.

Teyana Taylor at the 2025 ELLE Women in Hollywood Celebration held at the Four Seasons Beverly Hills on November 17, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

I can't clutch my pearls; she looks too good in it. I trust her use of boob tape.

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 27: Teyana Taylor is seen attending the 2025 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on November 27, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

I WILL give thanks, Teyana. FOR YOU.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 01: Teyana Taylor attends the 35th Gotham Film Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on December 01, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil/WireImage)

I liked this at the time, and I still mostly do, but I actually wish we could shear off a lot of the plain red and let the rest sing without it.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Teyana Taylor is seen on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

This almost overwhelms her. I don't think we've really ever seen that happen, have we?

LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 08: Teyana Taylor is seen arriving at "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on December 08, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by DUTCH/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

DIVINE rebound.

US actress and singer Teyana Taylor attends the Critics Choice Association 8th annual Celebration of Black Cinema and Television at the Fairmont Century Plaza in Los Angeles on December 9, 2025. (Photo by LISA O'CONNOR / AFP via Getty Images)

And we end here, with one of her more creatively sexy options. It's odd, it's eye-catching, it's unique, she MIGHT be wearing a glamorous hammock, and it works. I can't wait for Q1 of 2026, because I think she's going to come in hot and stay there.

The Many Sheers and Big Swings of Teyana Taylor
As you may know, we're on a reduced holiday schedule for the next two weeks so that we can charge into awards season with a vengeance. We have a whole slew of fugtrospective slideshows planned on all kinds of rad women -- and one dude, sorry dudes, but also not sorry -- and we hope they'll give you something to ooh and ahh and chat about while we're all drinking hot toddies by the (emotional or actual) fireplace. We begin here: Teyana Taylor has had an interesting life. When she was only 15, she was credited as a choreographer on Beyonce's "Ring The Alarm," which got her a record deal, a spot on My Super Sweet 16, and a gig dancing in one of Jay-Z's videos. Her first single came out in 2008 and was ironically called "Google Me," which is exactly what I have done, so props to her for that. She sang for a while, memorably performed in a 2016 Kanye video that exclusively featured her doing complicated choreo with insane abs, acted in Stomp the Yard 2 and a Honey sequel and the new Coming 2 America, and married and had two kids with NBA player and Dancing With The Stars champ Iman Shumpert. Now she's single and heading into what might be a really stellar acting career. All that and she's only 35. So, it surely seemed inevitable that we'd do a slideshow about Teyana... and here it is. Some is great. Some is not. Let me tell you, she LOVES a catsuit and some sheers, but she also loves a big fashion statement and I think we're going to get more of them in 2026. [Photos: John Ricard, D Dipasupil, Taylor Hill, TheStewartofNY/FilmMagic, Prince Williams, Allen Berezovsky, Rich Fury, John Shearer, Cindy Ord, Dave Benett, Neil Mockford, Karwei Tang/WireImage, Brian Ach, Ethan Miller, Frederick M. Brown, Jamie McCarthy, Jason Mendez, Theo Wargo, Roy Rochlin, Joe Scarnici, Edward Berthelot, Amy Sussman, Kevin Mazur, Frazer Harrison, Mike Coppola, Arturo Holmes, JC Olivera, Rob Kim, Jon Kopaloff, Dimitrios Kambouris, Matt Winkelmeyer, Presley Ann, Rodin Eckenroth, Alberto E. Rodriguez, John Nacion, Neilson Barnard, River Callaway, Gilbert Flores, Kristina Bumphrey, Michael Buckner/Getty Images, Stephane Cardinale/Corbis via Getty Images, Jacopo Raule, Gotham, James Devaney, Robert Kamau, MEGA, Raymond Hall/GC Images, River Callaway/WWD via Getty Images, XNY/Star Max/GC Images, Jose Perez, DUTCH/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images, LISA O'CONNOR / AFP via Getty Images]

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