This pleathery concoction is delivering a real old-school Juliette and the Licks vibe that I had missed. She's ready for business, but ALSO for rock-and-roll, with a wipe-clean ensemble that is safe for any fluids that might appear.

I far prefer this kind of bonkers posing to the Lea Michele variety.

In what other unexpected places can we use this energy? Can she host an episode of The Great British Bake-Off? Or, maybe she should go on Survivor.

Christina Ricci

There are DEFINITELY other things that could have been done for this beautiful pregnant lady. Even Blanche Devereaux would look at this and be like, "HONEY, no."

Jason Ritter and Melanie Lynsky

That color is pretty on her, and ooh, she found a tan shoe that's spiced up with a garland. (I really liked him in Kevin Probably Saves The World, and it makes me very happy that they're together. They seem like a carton of good eggs.)

Jasmin Savoy Brown

WHOA. Last time I saw her, she was on Shonda Rhimes's better-than-it-looked legal show that also had Rege-Jean Page, and so this was an unexpected swerve. (She's also playing one of the teenagers? That is... going to be interesting, and maybe it'll work of the other "teens" are also 27.) Maybe this is just her crying out to Rihanna to release more music, as this does seem like something RiRi would don.

Sophie Thatcher

Sophie does play one of the teens, and she's 21, so there goes my theory. Maybe it'll all work on-screen. We do not need another Steve Sanders situation here, people. (Sophie looks like she could play the Ashley Greene role in a movie about the making of Twilight.)

Keeya King

This is both pretty, and looks a bit like something happened to the skirt while it was in storage.

Samantha Hanratty

This just sorta looks like a gender-reveal tablecloth from Party City.

Annabelle Wallis

Everything seems in order here.

Sarah Desjardins

This pattern is giving me a migraine.

Ella Purnell

Her neck looks like the tangle inside a jewelry pouch. It's stressing out my airway.

Alexa Barajas

I love this simple green sheath -- toss in a metallic shoe and we're off to the races, baby.

Bart Nickeron

WHY NOT, INDEED.

Liv Hewson

They looks like they drank tar.

Rukiya Bernard

That's good -- very cute and polished.

Chace Crawford

Not sure what Nate Archibald is doing there, but I'm not mad at it.

Juliette Lewis Is Real Pumped Up About Yellowjackets

Her show, not, the predatory wasp, although maybe she likes them too.