Melanie Lynskey and Sophie Nelisse

These two both play Shauna -- I love when we get to see them together, because obviously unless somebody REALLY starts to hallucinate, we aren't going to get that on the show. They even wore coordinating hues AND went in on the cleavage. APPROVED.

I pledge allegiance to this bag.

Tawny Cypress

I love the pleats -- this would be GREAT for a dance number where, say, your summer fling in the Catskills lifts you above his head in front of your crabby father. I'd eliminate the boob darts first, though.

Jasmin Savoy Brown

She is giving Evil Sexy Gatsby Party.

Juliette Lewis

This looks a bit like it was made from metallic fabric scraps, and I am not unhappy with that, honestly.

Sophie Thatcher

This feels like she tried to tailor it with safety pins and maybe some Scotch tape.

Christina Ricci

I am going to assume this looks great. What I can see definitely does.

Samantha Hanratty

Why are we wearing dress skeletons. Just why. Perhaps it has been picked clean, like the bones of the soccer players who are going to get eaten? It's a metaphor! (Can you tell I'm really concerned about the cannibalism scenes.)

Simone Kessell

She appears to have run afoul of a wind cannon.

Courtney Eaton

Courtney is the 1990s version of Simone's character; Simone just joined so obviously I don't know how that's going to play out yet. I do like the sauciness of the mini with the VERY deep vee.

Ella Purnell

But one or the other of these two might have needed a killer pendant.

Nicole Maines

I liked Nicole a lot on Supergirl, so yay to her joining this. She looks cute.

Elijah Wood

Elijah is ALSO joining and will apparently be in scenes with Christina Ricci. Excellent, Mr. Frodo. Don't be frightened. Misty Quigley is not Gollum... well, hmm, though, maybe.

Lauren Ambrose in Cavanagh Baker

I forgot she's in this now, too. She looks a bit like she's wearing elaborate, interpretive fly paper.

Liv Hewson

They look cool in this, even if I can't figure out why the button part had to make a run for it.

Alexa Barajas

Very nice!

Bella Shepard, Chloe Rose Robertson

I forgot that Showtime mostly exists on Paramount Plus now, so that puts it in the same family as Wolf Pack -- which stars these two. Now let's get the P Plus ladies a Showtime-level stylist.

Tori Kelly

I have THE hardest time recognizing Tori now that she's gone brunette, and straightened her hair, and laid into the bronzer. And the leather culottes. A lot of decisions were made here.

Armani Jackson

Is this vaguely Harry Styles-ian? I mean ,he'd wear it open and unbutton the shirt, but you feel me.

Nia Sondaya

"It DID say yellow. RIGHT IN THE TITLE."

Amy Landecker

"I believe it said Yellow JACKETS, in fact."

Chelsea Peretti

"Well, then let me be your plural."

Yellowjackets Is Finally Coming Back on Friday

Bless.