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# Yep, Milla Jovovich Did This at Cannes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/yep-milla-jovovich-did-this-05-2020/
- Published: 2020-05-12T17:00:41.000Z
- Updated: 2020-05-12T17:33:50.000Z
- Description: And Demi Moore basically did the opposite.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, 1997, Cannes, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

BRUCE WILLIS: Holy shit, Demi.

DEMI MOORE: Yes, I AM lucky this hair suits me.

BW: No, Demi. Look. *Look*, Demi.

DM: I am. Into middle distance.

BW: Screw middle distance. Check your left periphery. You've gotta see this.

DM: G.I. Jane doesn't *gotta* do anything. G.I. Jane is in command of her own OH MY GOD, HOLY SHIT, Bruce.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7268649a-1589260524.jpg "FRANCE CANNES FILM, CANNES, France")

BW: RIGHT?

DM: Didn't she JUST spend all that time in this movie wearing a[ diaper anchored by strategically placed Ace bandages](https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/8541b1397128675f484c38070b789681?width=650&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)?

BW: For the art.

DM: And yet she wanted a *couture* version?

BW: It's like if a loincloth made love to a butler's pull.

DM: No, it's like we are WATCHING the loincloth make love to the butler's pull.

BW: You picked a hell of a night to wear double long layers of fabric.

DM: Should I give her my gigantic rose coat?

BW: Depends. Do butler's pulls get cold after sex?

DM: No, no, it doesn't go with her loincloth.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/05/shutterstock_editorial_7268649e-1589260532.jpg "FRANCE CANNES FILM, CANNES, France")

BW: Aren't you glad you looked?

DM: Bruce. My treasure. You were right to tell me.

BW: She and Luc aren't gonna be married for long, are they?

DM: No, Bruce. They won't.

BW: But we will.

DM: Sure! Yes. Sure.

###### \[Photos: Shutterstock\]