> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Yes, They Made These: October's Movie Posters - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/yes-they-made-these-octobers-movie-posters-gallery/ - Published: 2017-10-31T14:45:07.000Z - Updated: 2017-10-31T04:35:07.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51 ## The Mountain Between Us ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/10/mountainbetweenusbigposterblue599-1509403533.jpg) Conjoined twin Kate Winslet and conjoined twin Idris Elba wake up one day on a mountain to find they are *now* connected... TO EACH OTHER. And in love. ## Novitiate ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/novitiate-movie-poster-1509405063.jpg) A young nun attempts to superglue her faith to her Reverand Mother's. Literally. (FYI, this movie is supposed to be wonderful, and yes, that IS Andie MacDowell's daughter in the title role, and yes, she IS apparently a better actress than her well-meaning mother.) ## Blade Runner 2049 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/blade-runner-2049-poster-1509405920.jpg) "There's something in your ear, Harrison." "What is it?" "I can't tell." "Well *I* can't see it." "What if you turn REALLY hard toward a mirror or something?" "Ryan, I cannot see DOWN MY OWN EAR." "Are you trying though?" "GOD YOU TWO CAN YOU JUST STOP BICKERING ABOUT HIS EARWAX.**"** "Stay out of this, Jared Leto. Nobody likes you." ## Same Kind of Different As Me ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/SamekindofdifferentasmeNEw59902-1509403923.jpg) In which both Jon Voight and Djimon Honsou were told they were starring in *The Last Jedi*, rather than a movie in which Renee Zellweger teaches them all how to change the world via a really really rustic backyard barbecue with twinkle lights. ## Walking Out ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/WalkingOutnewposterimagesv5992-1509404363.jpg) Matt Bomer and Bill Pullman run into each other on a mountain, and realize a shocking truth: They're BOTH VIP customers at LL Bean. ## The Secret Scripture ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/SecretScriptureposterbigmain59901-1509404061.jpg) I am going to guess: Rooney Mara has the dark secret, she and Right Dude and possibly also Theo "Mr. Pamouk" James are From The Past, Eric Bana has to make a troubling decision, and Vanessa Redgrave had it written into her contract that her face would not be put on any marketing materials. ## The Secret Scripture ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/SecretScripturenewUSpostermain5991-1509403994.jpg) "Vanessa? It says right here -- Vanessa, I can't have this conversation with you if you're not going to look at the contract in my hand. You have to listen with your eyes AND your ears, Vanessa. It says -- no, stop looking at Jack Reynor's jaunty scarf please and focus." ## Amityville: The Awakening ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/Amityville-The-Awakening-Poster-release-date-683x1024-1509405664.jpg) Bella Thorne's migranes have gotten so bad. ## All I See Is You ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/AllINEedisyoubigposterpurpbig599-1509404731.jpg) "Wait, it's not called *All I See Is Blue*? Guys.... guys did no one want to tell me that before I made this?" ## Foreigner ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/Foreignerbigposterimagenew59902-1509403179.jpg) This will do wonderful things for all manner of foreign relations. ## Boo! Two: A Madea Halloween ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/Boo2madeaHalloweenbigsvpost599-1509402816.jpg) Boy, trouble sure does follow that Madea. I'm surprised anyone hangs out with her anymore. Which... speaking of people whose friends had reason to be concerned, I wonder if *Madea, She Wrote*, is coming next. ## Killing Gunther ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/KillingGuntherposterbigmain59901a-1509403408.jpg) In which a bunch of irritated *Friends* fans FINALLY decide it's time to erase Gunther from existence. ## Professor Marston and the Wonder Women ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/ProfessorMarstonPosterComicv25993-1509405484.jpg) So basically, Wonder Woman came about because some dude and his wife had regular threesomes and learned about sadomasochism. No, seriously. It's like *DC Comics' Masters of Sex*. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/professor-marston-and-the-wonder-women-1509403795.jpg) Luke Evans looks like such a cartoon in this one. Bella Heathcote is gazing at that rope as if she's been asked to prove she can tie a knot but can't, and lied on her resume. And Rebecca Hall is like, "I know how... but I'm not going to help her. Is that unkind?" ## The Killing of a Sacred Deer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/the-killing-of-a-sacred-deer_poster-1509404248.jpg) Inscrutable Movie Debuts Inscrutable Poster. All I'm really even processing here is that those ceilings are IMPOSSIBLE to dust. ## My Little Pony ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/mylittleponymovieofficialposter5991-1509403673.jpg) Can we talk about this cast list?!? Was Liev Schreiber's divorce PARTICULARLY costly? ## Suburbicon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/Suburbiconmovieposterbigmain59902-1509404116.jpg) "Guys, it's great that we got Oscar Isaac in here -- he's so hot right now -- but it's not going to work without Matt Damon awkwardly mounting a child's bike. Fix it and you've got a deal." ## Breathe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/BreathePosternewUKbigsaveimg202-1509402942.jpg) "Let's just stand like this, please. It's how I know we love each other. I can't connect with you if I can't smell your cold cream." "That's lovely but I'm staring RIGHT into about five of your blackheads." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/BreatheposternewUSbigmain59902b-1509402994.jpg) "Oh, this works. I could just gnaw off the blackheads if you like. A human Biore strip." ## The Meyerowitz Stories ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/MeyerowitzStoreisnewposterimg5991-1509403475.jpg) Aggravating aging comic actors get life advice from The Most Interesting Man in the World. ## Goodbye Christopher Robin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/GoodbyeChristopherRobinBig5902b-1509403264.jpg) I assume they are leaving to find Neverland, for tips on what to borrow from that movie. ## Dealt ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/Dealtdocumentarybigpostermain599-1509403063.jpg) "He's a magician... BUT HE'S BLIND" is apparently a true story, and probably a good one, but you can't deny that it also sounds like a fake TV show in the background of another show. ## Happy Death Day ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/Happydeathdayposterbigmain5991-1509403340.jpg) Is that a cat reflected in the knife? Let's assume it's a cat. Because that makes sense to me. ## Mr. Roosevelt ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/MrRooseveltPosterimagebigmain5991-1509403606.jpg) A contortionist snaps herself in half, and must search for her legs when they are sold to a circus. ## Only The Brave ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/Onlythebravefinalposterbigimg59902-1509403735.jpg) IT'S NOT WHAT STANDS IN FRONT OF YOU IT'S WHO STANDS BESIDE YOU AND THAT IS NOT COMMAS OR OTHER PUNCTUATION THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE ## BPM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/BPMTrailerimagemainPosterUSrls5992-1509402872.jpg) This movie is about the AIDS crisis in the 90s and is supposed to be great. But the poster makes it look like it's about a brand new gigglejuice being passed around that turns every rave into the opening credits of *Fame*. ## The Square ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/TheSquareposterbigmainimg599sv01-1509404342.jpg) You Can Run From Geometry, But You Can't Hide. ## Wonderstruck ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/Wonderstrucknewposterimage599sv1-1509404442.jpg) That's a very lovely piece of art, but I am not ENTIRELY sure why these two nice children from different eras are both being chased by wolves. Or why there is only one giraffe. Doesn't she merit a giraffe?!? Come on now. ## Acts of Vengeance ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/ActsofVengeancenewposterimage592-1509404658.jpg) "Screw you, Liam Neeson. You cannot have all the fun." ## Better Watch Out ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/BetterWatchoutbigposterimg599sv01-1509404885.jpg) In which Elizabeth Wakefield finally snaps, and Jessica and Todd fight for their lives. ## Geostorm ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/Geostormposterbigmainimage599sv4-1509406407.jpg) Or, *The Day After* [*The Day After Tomorrow*](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319262/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)*: More*. ## 2307: Winter's Dream ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/2307WintersDreampostermain59901-1509404585.jpg) *The Centuries After The Day After The Day After Tomorrow: Lots, Lots More*. 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