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# Yes, This Is Cardi B In Paris
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/yes-this-is-cardi-b-in-paris-09-2019/
- Published: 2019-09-30T14:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2019-09-30T17:55:43.000Z
- Description: ALLEGEDLY.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: *Slow Clap*, Richard Quinn, Thom Browne, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

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I had been wondering where Cardi was during the *Hustlers* fest, as she's in it, and I guess the answer is, "At the upholsterer."

Also, for all we know, this is Cardi B's body double. It could be Cardi B-Side. Richard Quinn has been sitting RIGHT HERE this WHOLE TIME with a solution for celebrities who don't feel like walking the red carpet, or don't want to talk about a particular topic (or else can't do it with a straight face): Just hire someone to pour themselves into one of these and send them out there, while you curl up at home in your jammies and stream *Succession*. Finally, a way for Gwyneth Paltrow to cover her disdain! Everyone, all aboard the Quinn train.

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