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# Your Afternoon Man: Chris Hemsworth
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-afternoon-man-chris-hemsworth-2/
- Published: 2015-07-28T21:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2015-07-29T17:35:52.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/gettyimages-482165188.jpg)

This seems to be the hair he defaults to when he's not shooting a movie that requires something a little more rugged. And it's undeniably good on him. It's clean-cut but with just enough spike to imply a rogue.

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-52742483.jpg)

This is from 2005, back when he was a soap star in his native land. It's very... Earnest Boy Band Hemsworth.

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-72001689.jpg)

A year later, this is post-*Dancing With The Stars* Hair, and yes, it DOES entertain me that he's more of a star now than when he was on a show that purports to be replete with them. (Of course, I realize he was famous in Oz when he went on their version of the show, but you feel me. His star has only risen. I may have to look up clips of this on YouTube.)

## Chris Hemsworth

![chris hemsworth](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-72292429.jpg)

And here, we have Star of a 1985 Teen Comedy That Features At Least One Close-Up of Naked Bouncing Lady Boobs Hemsworth.

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/chris-hemsworth-6.jpg)

Naturally, we have to consider Sweat-Caked Thor Locks Hemsworth.

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/chris-hemsworth-3.jpg)

And, Sweat-Caked Huntsman Locks Hemsworth, the difference being that he's more brunet in this one.

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/chris-hemsworth-2.jpg)

I would be remiss if I didn't include Thor Joins The Avengers And Discovers Drybar and Deep Conditioner Hemsworth.

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/chris-hemsworth-1.jpg)

And I Can't Cut My Hair Right Now So I'm Just Going To Throw It In A Ponytail Hemsworth.

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/chris-hemsworth-5.jpg)

Or, this is the Hemsworth take on Nicholas Sparks Weepie About A Man With Tragedy In His Past, Mild Amnesia, A Tumor, Old Love Letter In His Dresser, And A Fetching Tenant In His Beach Place Played By Emma Watson.

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/chris-hemsworth-4.jpg)

Spikes at play, this time a little fluffier.

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/chris-hemsworth-7.jpg)

This is a still from *Vacation*, in which he could as well be playing an extremely saucy Cupid. I'll wait while you make this your desktop wallpaper.

## Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-482165172.jpg)

Liam here is [an alum of the Nicholas Sparks School for Schlock](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-the-fromage-the-last-song-10-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (no shade; those movies are GREAT for plane trips and sick days), so maybe right here he's convincing Chris that when he needs a break from all the action AND all the comedy, they can do a flick about a mysterious woman torn between two brothers. Who will obviously have cancer, and tear them further apart before stitching them back together again and then dying very beautifully.

[Your Afternoon Man: Chris HemsworthWith Chris inching closer to global domination -- he's entrenched in the Marvel world, he's in the new Vacation, he landed the new Ghostbusters -- it's high time we discuss exactly what Chris is doubtless pondering: When Mount Hemsmore is carved into the landscape of his native Australia, which hair should crown him? \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/gettyimages-482165188.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-afternoon-man-chris-hemsworth-2-07-2015/)