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Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

This seems to be the hair he defaults to when he's not shooting a movie that requires something a little more rugged. And it's undeniably good on him. It's clean-cut but with just enough spike to imply a rogue.

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

This is from 2005, back when he was a soap star in his native land. It's very... Earnest Boy Band Hemsworth.

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

A year later, this is post-Dancing With The Stars Hair, and yes, it DOES entertain me that he's more of a star now than when he was on a show that purports to be replete with them. (Of course, I realize he was famous in Oz when he went on their version of the show, but you feel me. His star has only risen. I may have to look up clips of this on YouTube.)

Chris Hemsworth

chris hemsworth

And here, we have Star of a 1985 Teen Comedy That Features At Least One Close-Up of Naked Bouncing Lady Boobs Hemsworth.

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

Naturally, we have to consider Sweat-Caked Thor Locks Hemsworth.

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

And, Sweat-Caked Huntsman Locks Hemsworth, the difference being that he's more brunet in this one.

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

I would be remiss if I didn't include Thor Joins The Avengers And Discovers Drybar and Deep Conditioner Hemsworth.

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

And I Can't Cut My Hair Right Now So I'm Just Going To Throw It In A Ponytail Hemsworth.

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

Or, this is the Hemsworth take on Nicholas Sparks Weepie About A Man With Tragedy In His Past, Mild Amnesia, A Tumor, Old Love Letter In His Dresser, And A Fetching Tenant In His Beach Place Played By Emma Watson.

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

Spikes at play, this time a little fluffier.

Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth

This is a still from Vacation, in which he could as well be playing an extremely saucy Cupid. I'll wait while you make this your desktop wallpaper.

Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth

Liam here is an alum of the Nicholas Sparks School for Schlock (no shade; those movies are GREAT for plane trips and sick days), so maybe right here he's convincing Chris that when he needs a break from all the action AND all the comedy, they can do a flick about a mysterious woman torn between two brothers. Who will obviously have cancer, and tear them further apart before stitching them back together again and then dying very beautifully.

Your Afternoon Man: Chris Hemsworth
With Chris inching closer to global domination -- he's entrenched in the Marvel world, he's in the new Vacation, he landed the new Ghostbusters -- it's high time we discuss exactly what Chris is doubtless pondering: When Mount Hemsmore is carved into the landscape of his native Australia, which hair should crown him? [Photos: Getty]

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