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# Your Afternoon Man: Common
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-afternoon-man-common-3-12-2017/
- Published: 2017-12-18T22:00:41.000Z
- Updated: 2017-12-18T18:13:41.000Z
- Description: He is draped in velvet!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: *Slow Clap*, fugs, Your Afternoon Man, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

This is deeply festive. ([Wills and Kate should Photoshop him into their holiday card to increase its level of seasonal appropriateness](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-cambridges-holiday-card-12-2017/); indeed, I might argue that we should ALL send holiday cards featuring a picture of Common wearing a velvet suit. We're supposed to be spreading tidings of comfort and joy, after all.) Common, [as we all learned from his Hotness Retrospective](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-common-hotness-retrospective-12-2016/), loves a turtleneck, and I love him for that. And, frankly, it's Monday and I suspect a lot of people are feeling a little crazed this week: If you need an excuse to revisit that hotness retrospective, consider this express permission.

###### \[Photo: Derrick Salters/WENN.com\]