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# Your Afternoon Man: David Beckham at the Beach
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-afternoon-man-david-beckham-at-the-beach/
- Published: 2014-08-14T22:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-15T01:22:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## David Beckham

![David Beckham at the beach in malibu](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/david-beckham-beach-ag041858_08.xml)

I will confess, I would prefer him without his tattoos, because his particular ones photograph so messy. Like stains. DON'T STAIN THE DEMIGOD.

## David Beckham

![David Beckhiam at the beach in Malibu](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/david-beckham-beach-ag041858_01.xml)

Yes, David. I will give you a spritz.

## David Beckham

![David Beckham at the beach in Malibu](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/david-beckham-beach-ag041858_03.xml)

The Baywatch theme is playing in my head right now.

## David Beckham

![David Beckham at the beach in Malibu](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/david-beckham-beach-ag041858_27.xml)

This reminds me of the scene in Broadcast News where Holly Hunter sprays the perfume in the air and then walks through the cloud. I hope Becks is being more thorough with his SPF than that.

## David Beckham

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/david-beckham-beach-ag041864_30.xml)

He is not AS crazy ripped as I imagine, which I find oddly BETTER. Sometimes excessive mansculpting is almost TOO hard to look at, kind of like how there are some guys who are too pretty to be hot (this has come up in the comments with respect to Matt Bomer before). However, if Becks would prefer a closer six-pack inspection, that is acceptable.

## David Beckham

![David Beckham at the beach in Malibu](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/david-beckham-beach-ag041859_01.xml)

I'm using this because a) there were a ton of photos of her face pointing toward the camera and Becks not only didn't seem to mind, but appeared FULLY AWARE of said camera, but b) I felt more comfortable with one where her face was blocked, just in case, but c) IT'S SO CUTE.

## David Beckham

![David Beckham at the beach in Malibu](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/david-beckham-beach-ag041859_10.xml)

WHEEE. I feel you, kid.

## David Beckham

![David Beckham at the beach in Malibu](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/david-beckham-beach-ag041859_05.xml)

Everyone's hotter in sunglasses while high-fiving their offspring.

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