Your Afternoon Man: David Beckham (With a Bonus Appearance from QE2)

QE2 and Becks

"Good morning, Golden Balls. We are delighted to receive you." (She may feel that way in part because she can't see what's happening on the side of his head? Did Victoria get mad one night and shave the side of his head?)

David Beckham

But he looks normal (and handsome) from the front, despite needing someone to wrangle his blazer a wee bit. I VOLUNTEER.

Becks on the Street

And just as we are all The Queen in this instance, so perhaps are we all the dude in the background of this shot, whose face so clearly says, "HEY! That's BECKS! I'm going to text everyone I know."