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# Your Afternoon Man: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-afternoon-man-dwayne-the-rock-johnson-02-2016/
- Published: 2016-02-25T23:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2016-02-26T20:13:43.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Your Afternoon Man, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-afternoon-man-dwayne-the-rock-johnson/)

Uh, how'd I miss that[ they're making a *Baywatch* movie?](https://www.people.com/article/baywatch-movie-table-read-dwayne-the-rock-johnson-zac-efron?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) And that it stars The Rock, and Zac Efron? I assume this movie is a tongue-in-cheek reboot along the lines of *The Brady Bunch Movie*? I mean, obviously, I will watch The Rock run in slo-mo regardless, but I want to make sure I'm doing it in an *IRONIC* way, you know what I mean?

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