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# Your Afternoon Man: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-afternoon-man-dwayne-the-rock-johnson/
- Published: 2016-02-25T23:00:01.000Z
- Updated: 2016-02-26T20:13:43.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/02/ffn_rock_baywatch_smbf_mpixx_022316_51977812.jpg)

Living that Everyone Is Hotter In Sunglasses life.

## Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/FFN_Stars_Baywatch_SMBF_MPIXX_022316_51977855.jpg)

This movie is going to have MANY MUSCLES in it, and you know what? I'm totally okay with that.

## Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/FFN_SBMFGRIMMIAMI_JOHNSON_EFRON_2222016_51977336.jpg)

Did I perhaps murmur the word "calves" to myself, under my breath, when I downloaded this photo? NO. Why would you say that??

## Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/FFN_Rock_Baywatch_SMBF_MPIXX_022316_51977814.jpg)

Right, I'm sure this movie also has, like, dramatic at-sea rescues and shit. Whatever.

## Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/FFN_Rock_Baywatch_SMBF_MPIXX_022316_51977824.jpg)

But mostly I suspect it has running. Slo-mo running. Fast running. Regular running. Regular running that TURNS into slo-mo running.

## Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/02/FFN_Stars_Baywatch_SMBF_MPIXX_022316_51977856.jpg)

Until we meet again, friend. In slow motion or otherwise.

[Your Afternoon Man: Dwayne "The Rock" JohnsonUh, how'd I miss that they're making a Baywatch movie? And that it stars The Rock, and Zac Efron? I assume this movie is a tongue-in-cheek reboot along the lines of The Brady Bunch Movie? I mean, obviously, I will watch The Rock run in slo-mo regardless, but I want to make sure I'm doing it in an IRONIC way, you know what I mean? \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/02/ffn_rock_baywatch_smbf_mpixx_022316_51977812.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-afternoon-man-dwayne-the-rock-johnson-02-2016/)