Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

Living that Everyone Is Hotter In Sunglasses life.

Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

This movie is going to have MANY MUSCLES in it, and you know what? I'm totally okay with that.

Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

Did I perhaps murmur the word "calves" to myself, under my breath, when I downloaded this photo? NO. Why would you say that??

Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

Right, I'm sure this movie also has, like, dramatic at-sea rescues and shit. Whatever.

Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

But mostly I suspect it has running. Slo-mo running. Fast running. Regular running. Regular running that TURNS into slo-mo running.

Dwayne Johnson Films 'Baywatch'

Until we meet again, friend. In slow motion or otherwise.

Your Afternoon Man: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Uh, how'd I miss that they're making a Baywatch movie? And that it stars The Rock, and Zac Efron? I assume this movie is a tongue-in-cheek reboot along the lines of The Brady Bunch Movie? I mean, obviously, I will watch The Rock run in slo-mo regardless, but I want to make sure I'm doing it in an IRONIC way, you know what I mean? [Photos: Fame/Flynet]