Jamie Dornan
"I've an idea. If we're doing this many reshoots, what if -- and I'm spitballing here -- we just reshot the entire thing into a different film?"
Jamie Dornan
"'Mr. Grey will SQUEE you now.' Heh, good one, Jamie."
Jamie Dornan
"I can levitate things, TOO. In your FACE, Prince William."
Jamie Dornan
"Sorry, what? You want me to say that my Inner Goddess is doing the cha-cha because corn dogs are nature's most erotic food? I will do it only if you show me that in a Trader Joe's newsletter."
Jamie Dornan
"God, trees can be itchy."
Jamie Dornan
"Might I get a judge's ruling on this jacket? It's wrong with my outfit, isn't it? Is THAT why you put me behind the tree?"
Jamie Dornan
"Dear Colin Firth: I'm going to play your son someday, if this doesn't ruin me first."
Jamie Dornan
"My inner goddess would really like a Bridget Jones prequel. How did Mark Darcy meet Daniel Cleaver, and WHAT OF HIS CRUEL EX-WIFE?"
Jamie Dornan
You know, I would have called it Fifty Ways To Cleave Your Lover, but nobody asked me."