Jamie Bell, Kate Mara, Michael B Jordan

Elmo, please help me out and play matchmaker. Thank you. (Also, Jamie Bell is cute to me all of a sudden, as well, although he is but a child and I, a withered old crone person.)

Michael B Jordan and Kate Mara

AM I RIGHT? Sure, sure, I'm sure they're just friends or whatever -- they certainly handled this awkward interview well together -- but I...look, you know this about me by now. I always just want attractive people to make out.

Michael B. Jordan Steps Out In NYC

I can't believe he's basically pulling this entire thing off. These pants are slightly goofy in action, right?

Kate Mara, Michael B Jordan, Miles Teller, Jamie Bell

Michael B Jordan: talking me into light wash jeans one press junket at a time. (Also, look how much better Kate Mara's dress is when you can't SEE all of it. CHECK YOURSELF, whoever paired the Dior top with those shorts, which she is seriously actively covering up with her fist.)

Your Afternoon Man: Michael B. Jordan

Just based on these photos, I've decided I want Michael B. Jordan and Kate Mara to date each other. Yes, I know they play brother and sister in The Fantastic Four. Yes, I've heard rumors that she is actually seeing Jamie Bell (also cute!). But look at them together. It just works. Make my fanfic real, you two! [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]