Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling
"Hey, Russ?"
"Yes, Ry?"
"I just had a baby. I'm so tired. Should I even BE driving?"
"You're not, son. This is Hollywood. It's a special effect."
"No, these pedals WORK."
"Adorable. Just stick with ol' Maximus, kid. I'll show you the ropes."
Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling arriving at The Nice Guys Premiere in Hollywood
"Hey, Russ?"
"Yes, Ry?"
"I am definitely not pulling over. I cannot have anyone asking me to sign their nipples when I've just had a baby."
"What, did you push it out yourself, son? From where? Your nostrils?"
"No, but I'm very Method..."
"Don't ruin this for me, son. if genitals have to be signed, they have to be signed. Now pull over before I gladiate you out the back of this car."
Ryan Gosling
"I AM HERE, YAY, MY GOD, I'M COMPLETELY PRESENT AND AWAKE AND THINGS!"
Ryan Gosling
"oh god i am totally not awake i'm dying here im losing my punctuation and vowls pls hlp."
Ryan Gosling
"Nothing wakes a man up like needing to remind the world that you are WAY better looking than your movie poster."
Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling
"I AM my movie poster, son. It is impossible to make me look any other way. Consistency, thy name is Crowe."
Kim Basinger
I like her shoes? Basically, I feel like Kate Capshaw is looking at this picture and scoffing, "Half-assed WIMP."
Greer Grammer
Something about her cleavage in this dress, with the chain... it looks like boobs that have been airbrushed onto a t-shirt.
Yaya DaCosta
Eva the Diva was a fun winner, but it is in retrospect -- and maybe even at the time -- TOTAL BANANAS that Yaya didn't win that season. But I'm sure she's grateful she didn't; winning isn't exactly a boon to a lady's career. And she's put together one on her own that's just fine. This jumpsuit surely would have the blessing of Tyra Banks. It ticks all the boxes: weird design decisions, brewing camel toe, insufficiently celebratory of her radness. It's all there.
Yaya
Or, in ANTM terms, that thing needs to show a lot more RESPEITO to the concept of breathability.