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# Your Afternoon Statue??!!
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-afternoon-statue-07-2018/
- Published: 2018-07-18T20:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2018-07-18T22:24:19.000Z
- Description: What is happening, London?!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

It is a relief to me that people are still doing totally bonkers things in this often-depressing world, and that one of them involved a GIANT JEFF GOLDBLUM STATUE in front of Tower Bridge. LONDONERS. You've got to get over there!

I also feel like we needed Informative Caption for this. It says, and this is a direct quote:

> Featuring: Jeff Goldblum's torso.  
>  
> Where: London, United Kingdom

"Featuring: Jeff Goldblum's torso" just made me laugh. And apparently that pup considered this and found it appealing:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/07/wenn34949965-1531934312.jpg "NOW TV unveil 'Jurassic-sized' statue of Jeff Goldblum's semi naked torso, London, UK.")

INDEED.

I can only hope that Jeff Goldblum himself swings by and poses for shirtless photos of himself on his own lap. Like a kind of...Torso *Inception*.

###### \[Photos: Joe Pepler/PinPep/WENN.com, Wheatley.com\]