Ralph
Ralph is in Venice promoting A Bigger Splash, which is some sort of Tornado of Jealous Passion drama with him and SWINTON and Dakota Johnson. And he popped out for the photocall ready to PARTY. Like here, where I assume he's showing off the correct way to ride a mechanical bull.
Ralph Fiennes
It was apparently a REALLY long night at The Saddle Ranch with the casts of about four former seasons of The Real World.
Ralph Fiennes
"And then all I could do was waddle like this for THREE HOURS."
Ralph Fiennes
Here, he is demonstrating the moment on the dance floor at the Death Eaters' Fall Killing Spree Jamboree when Bellatrix Lestrange REALLY fell in love with him.
Ralph Fiennes
Dumbledore saw this and was like, "Tom... Tom, you have broomsticks for flying, Tom. You don't need The Dance if it is not truly within you."
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"WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER ASK ME ABOUT MAID IN MANHATTAN????"
Ralph Fiennes
"PSYCH! I don't even remember making Maid in Manhattan! I paid a doctor to give me a brain fog after we wrapped!"
Ralph Fiennes
"And I'm a season behind on Downton Abbey so if you say ONE WORD to spoil me you'll find yourself on the Avada Kedavra end of my elder wand, and not in a saucy Dumbledore/Grindelwald/sexual tension kind of way."