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# Your Morning Man: Chris Hemsworth
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-morning-man-chris-hemsworth/
- Published: 2015-01-10T15:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2015-01-11T18:07:49.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth Blackhat premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chris-hemsworth-blackhat-premiere-spl923662_050.xml)

"Hello there. I'm sorry to stare at you. I just didn't expect to experience burst loins on this night."

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth Blackhat premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chris-hemsworth-blackhat-premiere-spl923178_010.xml)

"Oh, come now. Surely you don't find me so brutish that you think I would say that to just anyone. It's you. It's something in your eyes. I can see the sexiest brain back there if I stare into them properly."

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth Blackhat premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chris-hemsworth-blackhat-premiere-spl923662_053.xml)

"My ring? That's just a prop. I don't have a wife or three children -- they are things you're imagining. So do not feel guilty for what's happening between us right now. Don't let your conscience stop you from returning my gaze because everything you thought you knew about me is a lie and I am certainly single and dear GOD you smell fantastic."

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth Blackhat premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chris-hemsworth-blackhat-premiere-spl923178_011.xml)

"Sorry, did you say something? I got lost in the majestic contours of your singular, glorious face."

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth Blackhat premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chris-hemsworth-blackhat-premiere-spl923662_041.xml)

"I need a moment. You're stealing my breath."

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth Blackhat premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chris-hemsworth-blackhat-premiere-spl923662_051.xml)

"I'm back. I could not stay away. Even for the fans, I cannot pretend I am not enraptured by the essence of you that streams invisibly toward me like light."

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth Blackhat premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chris-hemsworth-blackhat-premiere-spl923662_054.xml)

"Want to bang? My limo is that way."

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth Blackhat premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chris-hemsworth-blackhat-premiere-spl923662_056.xml)

"Um, I mean, er, peace out, all my fans! This is for you!"

## Chris Hemsworth

![Chris Hemsworth Blackhat premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chris-hemsworth-blackhat-premiere-spl923178_017.xml)

"It wasn't for them. It was TOTALLY for you. But you knew that."

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