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# Your Morning Man: Ryan Gosling
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-morning-man-ryan-gosling-04-2015/
- Published: 2015-04-08T16:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2015-04-08T05:12:08.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41

I feel like there's an unwritten law in the world that we're not to speak ill of The Gosling, and he DOES have a young baby, but... there's something *off* about this whole thing to me:

![ryan gosling lost river premiere Paris](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/04/ryan-gosling-newsp_040715_51703989.jpg "Ryan Gosling")

It's like he just recently escaped from an EXTREMELY metrosexual white-collar prison and had to wade through a dirty lake to freedom. I know it's really just shadows making his pant legs look darker, but when you add it together with the muddy shoes, the result is a trifle *Shawshank*. Sans the redemption. Maybe I'm just tired, or maybe it's that -- if we're revealing our souls here -- Ryan Gosling only ever truly makes sense to me after I've watched about twenty minutes of *Crazy Stupid Love* and he's been walking and talking and I know he's about to be in a bunch of scenes with Emma Stone (who is so freaking charming she could even make me love a Kardashian). But this feels a few degrees removed from the Hey Girl halcyon days of Ryan Gosling's interesting suits. Maybe he just needs a couple more naps.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]