Zendaya and Dune

Zendaya in Vivienne Westwood

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (12541705ai) Zendaya poses for photographers at the photo call for the film 'Dune' in a central London hotel Dune Photo Call, London, United Kingdom - 17 Oct 2021

The first thing that struck me about this was, I think that they styled her hair to hang too much over her face -- between the bangs and the sides, it's a lot, and she's getting lost. It doesn't help that she's wearing, as a shirt, the clothing equivalent of what a jewelry pouch looks like when you haven't unpacked it in a year and a half and EVERYTHING in there mated. There is also... a hand, on her hip? It's wigging me out. I do not think this breastplate was a risk worth taking.

with Rebecca Ferguson (in Bella Freud) and Sharon Duncan-Brewster

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (12541705f) From left, Zendaya, Rebecca Ferguson and Sharon Duncan-Brewster pose for photographers at the photo call for the film 'Dune' in a central London hotel Dune Photo Call, London, United Kingdom - 17 Oct 2021

This is a three-way Prom photo, which makes me laugh. Rebecca looks nice, albeit footless, and I really like Sharon's dress too. The side view is doing nothing to endear me to Zendaya's armor. It's ANOTHER breastplate, almost.

Timothee Chalamet (Stella McCartney) and Jason Momoa

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joel C Ryan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (12541705h) Timothee Chalamet, left, and Jason Momoa pose for photographers at the photo call for the film 'Dune' in a central London hotel Dune Photo Call, London, United Kingdom - 17 Oct 2021

I had guessed this was Richard Quinn, which... is neither here nor there. It's nice to see Timmee is still experimental, and that he's bought a second pair of shoes. He looks like if you scratched him, he'd smell like a Woods of Windsor store. Jason's shoes look like his house slippers that he left on.

Cary Fukunaga, Jason Momoa

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 17: Cary Joji Fukunaga and Jason Momoa attend a post-screening cocktail reception for "Dune" hosted by Cary Joji Fukunaga at Louie on October 17, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for Warner Brothers)

It may please you to know Jason's suspenders are pink. Cary looks like he was taking his middle-school football team out for a post-game grilled cheese when he ran into Aquaman and asked for a photo.

Zendaya in Peter Do

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 17: Zendaya attends a post-screening cocktail reception for "Dune" hosted by Cary Joji Fukunaga at Louie on October 17, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for Warner Brothers)

I discovered the other day that places are selling "shoats," or shirt-coats? This is a shoatigan, and thanks, Peter Do, but I am not into it. She should only be wearing this if she's at her artist's retreat and she's about to get messy with some oils.

Rebecca Ferguson

This is the post-screening reception and I can't tell why she changed, except that maybe she -- unlike Zendaya? -- decided a white suit was catnip for rogue splashes of red wine. I like this, even if I wish it were not deploying sheers.

Minnie Driver

Bright dress, and leather jacket: a classic for a reason.

Jenna Coleman

"This looked better in my head."

Timothee Chalamet (in Saint Laurent) and Tom Hiddleston

LONDON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 17: Timothee Chalamet and Tom Hiddleston attend a post-screening cocktail reception for "Dune" hosted by Cary Joji Fukunaga at Louie on October 17, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images for Warner Brothers)

And now we get to Timmy and Tommy, who I assume had a long conversation about swoopy hair. I love that for Timothee, adding sparkles constitute "slipping into something more comfortable."