PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: Zendaya attends the Fendi Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)
She looks like a superb Bond villain. But hopefully one where she is not the sexy henchman for an evil overlord, but in fact the actual evil overlord herself.
Ava Philippe, Reese Witherspoon
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: Ava Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon attend the Fendi Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)
This is fine? They kinda look like they're in a Gap ad.
Adele Exarchopoulos
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: Adèle Exarchopoulos attends the Fendi Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)
None of this sings. Well... I hear a tune from the handbag.
Saint Jhn in Robert Wun
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) SAINt JHN attends the Robert Wun Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
I mean, yeah, you cook with those sleeves, you're gonna catch them on fire. That's just logic.
Noah Cyrus in Robert Wun
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Noah Cyrus attends the Robert Wun Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
Maleficent's cousin is such a drag.
Kim Kardashian in Maison Margiela
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Kim Kardashian attends the Maison Margiela Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
That dress was more interesting when I thought it was FAKE sheer in those parts, but then I zoomed in and I can see her corsetry through the beige bits. The choker does literally look like it's choking her. Pass. Next!
Kylie Jenner in Maison Margiela
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Kylie Jenner attends the Maison Margiela Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
Sodden-looking hair, weird hand bags (not to be confused with handbags), and glaring hooves. Pass. Next!
Kris Jenner
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Kris Jenner attends the Maison Margiela Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
I was like, "What is that weird sweater-looking thing coming out from her right foot???" It's a paving stone, Heather. Sheesh. Anyway, Kris wins this round.
Kelly Rutherford in Ashi Studio
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY - For Non-Editorial use please seek approval from Fashion House) Kelly Rutherford attends the Ashi Studio Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Antoine Flament/Getty Images)
Keep the cape. Maybe also use it to cover up the bodice.
PARIS, FRANCE - JANUARY 25: Zendaya attends the Fendi Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 25, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)
