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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9176291i) Zendaya Louis Vuitton 'Volez, Voguez, Voyagez' exhibition opening, Arrivals, New York, USA - 26 Oct 2017

Rather than going all-in on piracy, I prefer to think Zendaya is remaking The Scarlet Pimpernel. She would make a great teen Percy Blakeney, rescuing people from the guillotine, and I hope they don't even change the name. Also Zendaya, of course, looks almost normal and sensible in what is a totally bizarre otufit that hinges on a leather napkin. 

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9176291j) Zendaya Louis Vuitton 'Volez, Voguez, Voyagez' exhibition opening, Arrivals, New York, USA - 26 Oct 2017

Of COURSE there is an elaborate harness. Perhaps this is her lumbar support. It's HARD rescuing French aristocrats.

Jennifer Connelly

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9176296k) Jennifer Connelly Louis Vuitton 'Volez, Voguez, Voyagez' exhibition opening, Inside, New York, USA - 26 Oct 2017

"Yeah. It was a Pirates of the Caribbean unconventional materials challenge and I'm wearing a lampshade and a deconstructed pleather boot as a breastplate. Do not ask me about it."

Adele Exarchopoulos

-New York, NY - 10/26/2017 - Volez Voguez Voyagez x Louis Vuitton - Exhibition Preview, at Former America Stock Exchanging Building -PICTURED: Guest -PHOTO by: JOHN NACION/startraksphoto.com -Startraks_Vuitton_Exhibition_07306107596.JPG Editorial - Rights Managed Image - Please contact www.startraksphoto.com for licensing fee Startraks Photo New York, NY For licensing please call 212-414-9464 or email sales@startraksphoto.com Image may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image. If you violate our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damages.

... and I guess every galley needs its beer wench?

Laura Harrier

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9176296j) Laura Harrier Louis Vuitton 'Volez, Voguez, Voyagez' exhibition opening, Inside, New York, USA - 26 Oct 2017

This is ALSO what I wear to go jogging on the Jolly Roger lido deck!

Michelle Williams

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9176296p) Michelle Williams Louis Vuitton 'Volez, Voguez, Voyagez' exhibition opening, Inside, New York, USA - 26 Oct 2017

"You do not know the horrors I've seen. This dark grey band... where it came from... it is a hell unlike any other. GO NOW. LEAVE THIS PLACE."

Ruth Negga

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9176291a) Ruth Negga Louis Vuitton 'Volez, Voguez, Voyagez' exhibition opening, Arrivals, New York, USA - 26 Oct 2017

She got off pretty easy; all she had to do was look vaguely like a bee.

Alicia Vikander

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9176291ae) Alicia Vikander Louis Vuitton 'Volez, Voguez, Voyagez' exhibition opening, Arrivals, New York, USA - 26 Oct 2017

That is a great coat, and I find it kind of odd that she and Michael Fassbender just got married and it might as well never have happened. It's no skin off my nose if they want to be private, or he couldn't come, or whatever, but there is something so intruguing about how they just were like, "Oh btw we're married but carry on nothing to see here."

Riley Keough

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9176291q) Riley Keough Louis Vuitton 'Volez, Voguez, Voyagez' exhibition opening, Arrivals, New York, USA - 26 Oct 2017

That is also a fairly groovy coat.

Lea Seydoux

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9176296m) Lea Seydoux Louis Vuitton 'Volez, Voguez, Voyagez' exhibition opening, Inside, New York, USA - 26 Oct 2017

Maybe LV should JUST make coats for a while?

Jaden Smith

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Clint Spaulding/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9176291v) Jaden Smith Louis Vuitton 'Volez, Voguez, Voyagez' exhibition opening, Arrivals, New York, USA - 26 Oct 2017

I'm not sure why this is happening.

Hilary Rhoda

-New York, NY - 10/26/2017 - Volez Voguez Voyagez x Louis Vuitton - Exhibition Preview, at Former America Stock Exchanging Building -PICTURED: Hilary Rhoda -PHOTO by: JOHN NACION/startraksphoto.com -Startraks_Vuitton_Exhibition_07306107574.JPG Editorial - Rights Managed Image - Please contact www.startraksphoto.com for licensing fee Startraks Photo New York, NY For licensing please call 212-414-9464 or email sales@startraksphoto.com Image may not be published in any way that is or might be deemed defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification or question you may have. Startraks Photo reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this image. If you violate our intellectual property you may be liable for actual damages, loss of income, and profits you derive from the use of this image, and where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or statutory damages.

"Hi Mom? if anyone asks, I couldn't go inside the party because you needed me to come home and fix the coffee maker. I just... trust me, Mom, I didn't follow the dress code and I'm kinda glad."

Zendaya, Jennifer Connelly, and Others Looked Like Fancy Pirates for Louis Vuitton
I don't think it was a Halloween gag, either.

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