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Zendaya in Miu Miu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joe Schildhorn/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9235290v) Zendaya Bloomingdale's Holiday Window Unveiling, New York, USA - 21 Nov 2017

I really like this on her. By all rights the seam straight across her thighs should look bizarre, as should the mishmash of patterns, and in fact a lot of the colors in this are not the best versions of themselves. However, AS USUAL, Zendaya looks super and I'll have what she's having.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joe Schildhorn/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9235290s) Zendaya Bloomingdale's Holiday Window Unveiling, New York, USA - 21 Nov 2017

I might like it even BETTER with the coat. Because then I can only really see that one pattern, and I can pretend I don't realize that the dress badly needed to choose one.

with Keala Settle

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dave Allocca/Starpix/REX/Shutterstock (9235257ah) Keala Settle, Zendaya Bloomingdale's 59th Street Unveils 'The Greatest Holiday Windows', New York, USA - 21 Nov 2017

Keala plays the Bearded Lady in the movie, so she sang at this event. And, presumably, was traumatized forever by having to stand underneath a GIGANTIC FAKE MAN WITH BENDY STILT LEGS who looks like Ridge Forrester: Original Flavor.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dave Allocca/Starpix/REX/Shutterstock (9235257aw) Performers Bloomingdale's 59th Street Unveils 'The Greatest Holiday Windows', New York, USA - 21 Nov 2017

Ouch. (I suppose I should have put WARNING: CIRCUSY THINGS HEREIN on the post.)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dave Allocca/Starpix/REX/Shutterstock (9235257bi) Performers Bloomingdale's 59th Street Unveils 'The Greatest Holiday Windows', New York, USA - 21 Nov 2017

"HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO RIHANNA'S NEXT MET BALL SKIRT."

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Joe Schildhorn/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9235290c) Atmosphere Bloomingdale's Holiday Window Unveiling, New York, USA - 21 Nov 2017

"ANYBODY NEED A COFFEE TABLE??"

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dave Allocca/Starpix/REX/Shutterstock (9235257bm) Performers Bloomingdale's 59th Street Unveils 'The Greatest Holiday Windows', New York, USA - 21 Nov 2017

I hope this woman made BANK in college by teaching kids to open their throats for shots. (I still can't do it. Never could. TRUE STORY, MOM.)

Zendaya Goes To The Circus. (Sort Of.)
It's the most wonderful time of the year. 

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