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# Zoe Lister-Jones Has Truly Worn a Thing
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/zoe-lister-jones-has-truly-worn-a-thing-04-2026/
- Published: 2026-04-08T17:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2026-04-08T03:46:53.000Z
- Description: Look, at least she's not boring.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

I know this joke is dated and played out and I've made it too many times and it's not even really pertinent anymore but! This time it's EXTREMELY TRUE: This looks exactly like what would happen on *Project Runway* when a contestant would run out of time when they were only two-thirds of the way through constructing their garment and they had to improvise in a panic. I'd note that I *do* think this effort would squeak through and said contestant would live to sew another day, though, and that's not nothing.

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