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# Zoe Lister-Jones Is Blonde Now and Also Dressed a Bit Like a Mermaid
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/zoe-lister-jones-is-blonde-now-and-also-dressed-a-bit-like-a-mermaid-06-2021/
- Published: 2021-06-21T19:00:59.000Z
- Updated: 2021-06-21T03:06:14.000Z
- Description: I have a very specific comparison.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

This is what I feel like Ariel would have worn if she'd made that deal with Ursula to go land-side and live with the *Golden Girls* instead of Prince Eric, and honestly....wouldn't that have ultimately been the better choice?

###### (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images for Tribeca Festival)