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# Zoe Saldaña and the Pelvic Surprise
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/zoe-saldana-and-the-pelvic-surprise-10-2024/
- Published: 2024-10-24T15:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2024-10-24T18:17:44.000Z
- Description: A thrilling new episode of her press tour.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27

From the above angle, Zoe Saldaña's outfit just seems like a sloppy satin tank and a misshapen cummerbund, and I don't know, *maybe* some suspicious hip seams, but it seems like it can't get worse than the top. Silly rabbit. Because it can, and it does:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/10/GettyImages-2180645963-1729740540.jpg "Los Angeles Premiere Of Paramount+ Original Series "Lioness" Season 2 - Arrivals")

Those aren't weird seams. They are HIP SHOULDERS. And while they might be comfortable as elbow rests, and REALLY could work as an alternative to a single fanny pack, as fashion goes she looks like when a snake swallows an animal and you can still see its outline.

[I know we already saw Nicole,](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/nicole-kidman-wears-a-formal-apron-10-2024/) but please behold how hilarious these outfits look next to each other:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/10/GettyImages-2179770988-1729740528.jpg ""Lioness" Season 2 Premiere - Arrivals")

It's as if Nicole Kidman texted to say, "People are going to be SO confused by my groin tomorrow," and Zoe replied, "I've got you. TEAM GROIN."

###### \[Photos: Amy Sussman/Getty Images, Steve Granitz/FilmMagic, Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images\]