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# Zoey Deutch Gave Us a Good Old Fashioned Scrolldown Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/zoey-deutch-gave-us-a-good-old-fashioned-scrolldown-fug-03-2022/
- Published: 2022-03-17T15:00:32.000Z
- Updated: 2022-03-17T02:18:28.000Z
- Description: Sigh.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Gucci, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

It's not as if the top of this is a complete dream...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/03/shutterstock_editorial_12851910o-1647482340.jpg "'The Outfit' special screening, Los Angeles, California, USA - 15 Mar 2022")

... but I recoiled nonetheless when I saw the rest of it. And partly it's because I don't even know what words I have left for glorified underpants. We're gonna have to get Seussian up in here. It reminds me of a great Blackadder the Third episode. Robbie Coltrane plays Samuel Johnson as a pretentious academic who brags about having completed a dictionary containing every word in the English language; annoyed, Blackadder offers him "sincere contrafibularities" (it means false congratulations), and when Johnson frantically adds that to his draft, Blackadder pretends to apologize with a string of gibberish: "I'm anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation." Well. This dress is causing me *great* pericombobulation, but I don't think it feels anaspeptic or frasmotic about it at ALL.

###### \[Photos: Kathy Hutchins, Steve Cohn/Shutterstock\]