I just feel like... can MTV stop acting like Johnny Depp is still some kind of foxy man-surprise?
For one thing, he shows up to EVERYTHING -- I need both hands to count the number of times he's been trotted out and these pseudo-hip things, and everyone nearly passes out -- and for another, he might be wearing a hoodie, and the only vibe I ever get off him anymore is that he's the star of Indiana Jones and the Trip To Old Navy.
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