Gwyneth Paltrow
I will never not adore this photo. That jumpsuit is the work of super villains, and she's SO ON BOARD.
Rosamund Pike in Vera Wang
I didn't know you COULD hang maxi pads from your shoulders. #neverforget.
Sharon Stone in Traver Rains
Oh, Shaz. I could never truly be mad at you. Also, maybe this should've gone in the naked pile, but oh well. We're here now. She may not have KNOWN it was see-through?
Rihanna in Dior
Per the comments on our entry, this was a vintage piece, and it... aged about as well as it fits.
Rooney Mara in Alexander McQueen
The bottom of this is just a ridiculous gut-punch to the top.
Marion Cotillard in Giambattista Valli
Speaking of lady times, this looks like a shot from a commercial about inadequate protection.
Kim Kardashian
You know, Kim? You don't have to. You really don't.
Julianne Moore in Chanel
Not everyone hated this, but I really, REALLY did. It was made for her and yet is unfriendly to her. It does nothing for her coloring or complexion. It's not what I'd have worn for my shoo-in win.
Original entry here, with her good stuff for comparison.
Keira Knightley in Chanel
That print should be an apron at Anthropologie and nothing more.
Kate Capshaw
Rita Wilson was a Noted Kook not long ago, and I wonder if Kate Capshaw saw that and got ideas.
Lindsay Lohan
No, sister.
Lizzy Caplan in Mary Katrantzou
At the time I said this looks like a magic trick that got stuck, and I stand by that firmly today.
Rose McGowan
And here is her equally stuck magician's assistant.
Miley Cyrus in Ulyana Sergeenko
This is one of those where she got a real designer to participate in her insanity, which always to me suggests that at least ONE person was not in on the joke.
Kim Kardashian in Proenza Schouler
I know this qualifies as naked, but SO MUCH of her stuff does, and frankly all the detailing does distract you a bit from the sheerness. So I stuck this one here as an example of how Kim cleaves inexplicably to a silhouette that makes her look like a linebacker.
Taylor Schilling in Thakoon
How NOT to wear pajamas.
Tina Fey in Antonio Berardi
I just dislike everything about this. That shape is a fart.
Kate Bosworth in Erdem
A tossed salad of wack.
Kim Kardashian in Yeezy
Listen, let's at least give Kim kredit for being a FULLY supportive spouse -- like, BLINDLY so.
Original post -- with the full show -- here.
Chloe Grace Moretz in Miu Miu
This is just limp to me, both in design and in execution.
Chrissy Teigen in Solace London
This is to honor the overall trend I GREATLY dislike: that big folded bodice, which essentially erases your waist. Not to mention it's poorly styled.
Emma Watson in Dior
It's not a skirt-leg, exactly, and it's not a skirt over pants. It's... almost like her crotch is starring on Broadway and the curtain just went back.
Ciara in Roberto Cavalli
This reminds me of playing princess with my comforter when I was a kid.
Maria Sharapova in Valentino
... What was THIS in aid of? Cutting out a panel so that we can all see a cross-section of a Valentino dress?
Lily Collins in Chanel
The apocalypse must be coming, right? It must. This has to be proof.
Kourtney Kardashian
Is this what Bella Thorne just wore on the cover of one of the Glamours? Wow. i didn't think anything could make me get on board with Bella's, but that one wins over this, chiefly because we couldn't SEE all of it on the magazine.
Selena Gomez
The Rodarte under the coat is styled all wrong, and then the missing sleeves with the outerwear really lend this thing its final air of Your Aunt Who Hasn't Left The House In 30 Years.
Oona Chaplin
Does anyone know where her right pant leg found HGH?
Katy Perry
This whole look is... in pieces, probably not the worst thing of the year, but all together she seriously just looks like an aging trophy wife who isn't sure where she even IS exactly.
Laverne Cox in Johanna Johnson
This is so horrid to her body, made worse because we all know how FANTASTIC it got later (specifically at the Emmys in that CK).
Kim Kardashian
I can't even pretend to comprehend this one.
Kiernan Shipka in Dior
This was divisive at the time. A lot of people felt it was age-appropriate, and I guess in a sense it is. But the dress and the pants look absurd together, to me, and I don't like the extra mustard netting across her chest. It needs SOMETHING there, though, which is why I chalk this up to an overall failure of concept.
Ellen Pompeo
I giggle every time I look at this photo.
Chrissy Teigen in Armani
I probably should have counted this in the sheers, but oh well. It is an eyesore regardless.
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PANTS WHAT.
Amal Alamuddin Clooney
Another raging debate, this time about The Gloves. We weren't fans, and still are not. While it might not be the most offensive garment of 2015, it certainly incited some of the most debate.
Kim Kardashian
Kim has worn a variation on this sucker THREE times, this last one while newly pregnant - by which I mean, she had just announced, so she was about 12 weeks, I'm guessing. It's the color of a pencil eraser, which is ironic considering we cannot scrub it from the world.
Rita Ora
She's still out there trying, I guess, so... points for effort?
Zendaya
Her budding carte blanche(tt) can't even save this one.
Sienna Miller in Valentino
I find this one WAY too twee, and flimsy-looking, and just overall not at all captivating. Flying an actual kite is more fun. And I say that as someone who really has never enjoyed herself trying to fly a kite.
Amber Valletta
Anna Wintour made a huge deal of trying to chic up the Tonys this year, part of which involved inviting a bunch of models. I like to think Amber Valletta thought to herself, "That's condescending. Someone please give me something WRETCHED just to push back on that."
FKA Twigs in Christopher Kane
Another divisive one. Some appreciated it as clever art. I personally think that wearing a dress with a dick on your hip is a wang too far. Also just LOOKING at her makes me want more personal space.
Kate Mara
Welcome to her Fug Madness campaign for 2016: labia shorts.
Emily Ratajkowski in Solace London
Those are giant culottes. Or palazzo pants. Or... Satan's trousers.
Taylor Swift in Ashish
I love houndstooth, and i love sweatpants, but this was not how I would have wanted the twain to meet.
Tori Spelling
It might feel unfair to stick Tori in here but that sweater/shirt combo cannot be denied.
Nazanin Boniadi
Is she maybe making this WORSE by holding out her hip panel for all to see and regret?
Salma Hayek
This looks like somebody handed an REI employee several garments and said, "Combine them YOUR way."
Kathryn Hahn
Glue-guns misfire too, I guess.
Miranda Kerr
Skin belts? NO.
Anna Chlumsky
Oh, girl. I love you. But I HATE that weird cloud diagram you are wearing.
Diane Kruger
It's like if a Breton stripe got mauled by a bee colony.
Kate Bosworth in Peter Pilotto
See, to me, that all looks like it's kin to the fabric around the edges of my bed pad - -that really thin stuff that stretches so it'll fit around the thickest mattress possible.
Kate Mara
WHY IS THAT BELT. Full stop.
Nicole Kidman in Proenza Schouler
This is the droopiest collection of warts I've ever seen.
Chloe Grace Moretz in McQueen
I accidentally first typed here that she is Chloe Sevigny, and that was an apt slip.
Brooklyn Decker in Rosie Assoulin
I'm just not into these plays on volume. It's so SAGGY.
Selena Gomez in Camilla and Marc
Whereas this one could USE some volume.
Hailee Steinfeld in Rodarte
I feel like a Pat Benatar song should be playing in the background, and i don't know why.
Holland Roden
As if we needed ANY MORE CONFIRMATION that strapless culotte jumpsuits should die.
Jaime King in Monse
Okay, and now we get to end with a trifecta of Monse. First, a paper plate decorated by a first-grader, which Jaime is using as a bra. And trying her level best to make look like a real top.
Jaime King in Monse
And this one is custom, and it's... a bed sheet with sleeves dragging on the floor. Seriously, those are French cuffs, are they not? What entity is going to reach down from on high and shove its grizzled neon arms into those, and should Jaime run?
Jessica Biel in monse
And then. Look, these were all game stabs at something Big and Conceptual and Important, and I have to clap for that, but ultimately all three of them looked terrible on the women who got them. And when you can't make THAT DNA work for you, then you DO belong on this list. Cue Pat Benatar.