I should create a macro on my computer for the words "such a pretty face," because I ALWAYS think that about Rihanna, who has been doing stunning minimalist makeup work on her glorious cranial DNA whilst shoehorning the rest of her assets into ... things that give me questions. Like so:
That thing is both Champagne colored and like a badly poured glass of it: bubbling right up out of the glass and over the side, fizzing sloppily, a pricey waste.
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