Notes on a Fug or Fab:
-- Insert comment on excellence of her head/face region; bonus points for a Center Stage joke and double-bonus for a Crossroads reference, but demerits for Avatar.
-- Question the merits of the patent-leather headband being passed off as a strap
-- Inquire about the pillowcase stapled to her hindquarters
-- Wonder if the dress itself is otherwise pretty
-- Wonder if the dress itself looks like counting sheep in the night sky
-- Wonder if you are, in fact, asleep yourself
-- Wonder why you don't have better hair on your own head if you are asleep and this is a dream
-- Conclude this is not a dream
-- Take a look at it from another angle
-- Decide it looks much better if you pretend the satin scourge is gone
-- Frown very, very darkly at that gigantic slap bracelet leeching to her shoulder, because it's still not okay
-- Admire her for looking wantonly gorgeous next to a lumberjack who may or may not be sniffing out the blood types of everyone in the front row, for snacking purposes
-- Put it up to a vote
-- Remember photo credit
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