I have two questions. (1) Why is Ashley Tisdale on the promotional circuit right now? and (2) WHO told her that she should wear sparkly socks with sandals two events in a row?

The first question is easy -- she has a new single out -- but the second (and more pressing question, frankly, as I like The Tis and am happy to see her out promoting her stuff) is an existential mystery that will haunt me until the end.