Bai Lingly Played, Bai Ling

She's BACK!

I've missed her, this bizarro elfin sprite, whom I could easily believe hails from an entirely different plant  -- nay, solar system -- than the one we live on. To the point where I am deeply delighted that she's wearing a series of formal HEPA filters stapled to a cocktail dress designed by aProject Runway contestant who's all whacked out on Ambien. I'd be disappointed by anything else.

[Photo: Getty]