Billboard Music Fugs: Justin Bieber

The fugpidemic continues apace:

Kid, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE AIR BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS BEFORE THEY BECOME YOUR KNEES.

Oh, great. Now your pelvis is a fortune cookie. I hope a piece of paper falls out that reads, "YOU WILL RECEIVE A LARGE GIFT CARD TO SOMEWHERE ELSE. ANYWHERE

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