I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that this is the BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED:

What's that on her bosom, you say? A red tube top? AU CONTRAIRE:

LIPS. BOOB LIPS. LIP BOOBS. I think I've been rendered speechless. I shall respond in haiku:
Lip boobs, oh lip boobs
I need matching bottoms so
you can kiss my ass.
[Photo: WENN.com]