CFDAs Fug Carpet: Anne V in Jonathan Simkhai

Death is not an option, Fug Nation. Your choice: the sheer trend...

... or CULOTTES OF DOOM?

I know Lupita's weren't technically culottes, but I fear these baggy shapeless sartorial con artists are drawing a bead on pelvises everywhere. If two is pattern but three is a trend, who will Number Three be?

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