Goz:
sup girl
Her Maj: Hello, Mr. Gosling!
Goz: u up
Her Maj: Well, yes. So it would seem.
Her Maj: As a matter of fact, you're quite timely. I'm entertaining my options for the premiere.
Her Maj:
What do you think, pants made of holiday wrap tubes,
or a skirt with the man in the moon
silk-screened over my, er, majesty?
Goz: wut
Goz:
ur funny
Her Maj: Ta very much. I've actually found a fetching canary number with an X marks the spot sort of feel. It's Oscar de la Renta, if you must know.
Goz: cool cool. was gonna ask if ur taping greys anatomy
Goz:
but while im here should i try to match or what
Her Maj: Certainly! That could be a lark.
Goz: lark? thot u said canary?
Her Maj: You're a card, Mr. Gosling!
Goz: wait what r u talking bout a cardinal now?
Goz:
wtf is up w you and birds
Her Maj: Ah, well, in British slang I suppose I am one! What are you trotting out for the night?
Goz: green suit, shiny, its so good. no yellow rn, but could change?
Goz:
oh wait ive got a yellow polo, can throw on under
Goz:
stylist might kill me but whatever, i won an oscar
Her Maj: I don't think you did, pet. Not yet.
Goz: u sure
Her Maj: Well for one thing it's not in any of our press materials, or on the poster.
Goz: just kidding id remember, probs. but close enough
Goz:
nobody counts affleck, dude sux
Her Maj: Too right. Well, I shall see you tomorrow. Will Eva be there?
Goz: who
Her Maj: You are so delightfully dry!
Goz: no rly who
Goz:
oh EVA, sorry, thot you said eva
Her Maj: (...)
Goz: k bye
Her Maj:
What do you mea -- oh, we're done?
Right, see you at the party, then.
Goz: thx